The residents @ my work think I’m a boy and treat me like a heart throb of their dreams if they were 20 again and this morning one of the ladies went on a rant about how boys shave their head as an invitation for women to frizz their head- idk bout that cos nothing anyone does is an invitation to someone else but she requested that I leaned over so she could pet my head ok ok ok but do you have a trust fund set up for me yet. Also half the residents started calling me Alan and all I can think about is that you tube video “al! AL! Allan!” But, I can’t mention that to them because they’ll start chanting that.
A mommy and me group just got on the bus with me, 6 strollers 6 babies 3 of which are crying brb gonna go chuck my ovaries into the well from the ring so that can never be me.